No vandalism. Go make your own wiki called the Vandalize Wiki and vandalize that.
If you do not like it here, or find anything you don't like, leave! Nobody said you had to stay here. Go to some wikis with a bunch of articles, like these: Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki, Marvel Comics Database. I don't like Star Wars or Marvel Comics anyway, but you might.
Please treat each other kindly. Remember that vandal wiki I told you to make? Yeah, treat each like crap there.
Don't bite the newbies. Bite the newbies at the Vandalize Wiki or something.
Remember, anything can be funny or not funny. I'm not sure how that is a rule, but oh well.
And last but not least, if you become an admin, don't abuse your powers. Go to do that on the Vandalize Wiki. You know what? Go create that wiki. I'm not sure if it's real, but if it is, go join it or something.